The New Yorker literature catches a lot of heat from Pedro. One of his favorite activities is writing terrible poetry and selling it to the estimable publication under a fake name. The piece below is a bit of a collage, with hand-painted wallpaper. Sylvia's doesn't have much of a future hand-painting wallpaper, and will stick to frogs.
Other examples of Pedro's literary contributions:
From "The Chatterton Disease" (2012)
The final page of Pedro's Great American Novel: